Then there’s Brand’s agent, David Falk. The man’s an assassin. He represents Michael Jordan and turned him into a global icon, hypnotized the Vancouver Grizzlies into giving Bryant ‘Big Country’ Reeves 60 million dollars, and swore a blood curse against the Clippers for passing on another of his clients at the 1998 NBA draft. It’s hardly a surprise that Brand ended up elsewhere …

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